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A Badly-Doctored-Screenshots™ Presentation...

Neon Genesis Evangelion™:
When Evas Go On Strike!

Part 2: Mama Knows Best

 

Asuka, rather than fester from ennui, decides to take the preemptive and be prepared.

The "t" in "Tag" should be capitalized, I believe. Oh well.

Look who's full of herself today.

You go, girl.

Really, -did- anyone..?

-I'll- give you a "giant toy"...

Ooo, so sinister.

Nooo! It's the evil gekijouban Kyoko! Run!!

Hi, Kyoko. Uh-oh, she's in denial... They forgot to add "2005-2015". (Or is that 2016?) ::sniff::

Do it, Kyoko! Do it!!


Okay, so I could have picked that head better. In the words of the little girl from "The Exorcist"... nevermind. EVA-02 DVD snaps respond so less well to my editing than Asuka's do. The injustice of it all!


(RIGHT) Badly doctored imagery at its best.

"Mein Liebling" = "My Dear." Lingering corruption from Dr. Looney, what can I say.

 

A short while later...

 

Aw, look who's in a bad mood...

Yes, that is a clipboard. Arael's a well-prepared shrink.

So, it's not the same couch. Suck my lolly.

Ah, how randomly floating clipboards manage to elude the laws of perspective. It's even funnier if you knew what's really written on that paper.

"Mou iyaaaa!" I dunno, it's something that Asuka yells a lot. Really. Stop watching the dub and hear it yourself.

Arael deserves better than what I "drew" here. Forgive me!

 

With Asuka in the competent hands wings of Arael -- and blatantly overreacting, as always -- what could the fiery little 3/4-German's mother possibly be doing?

And, for that matter... With its "most reliable" pilot missing, what sort of chaos could be ensuing back at NERV H.Q.?

To Be Continued...

 

Disclaimer:

"Neon Genesis Evangelion" is, of course,
Copyright © GAINAX/Project Eva.

So, as you might guess, all of these screenshots are from their anime (in their original, undoctored states, anyway). I (Rachel K. Clark) can only take credit for wasting an incredible amount of time on this page that would no doubt be much better spent on innumerable other things. Best case scenario, this page might make some people laugh. Or this stab at overly sarcastic humor will just fail entirely. I won't know unless people e-mail me (or GAINAX knocks on my door one day with a big-arse lawsuit). Anyway, yeah, this page is for amusement only, and if I went around saying Asuka, Shinji, etc., were my own characters (not that I would possibly ever want to take the credit for inventing such amiable and psychologically well-balanced characters ;;p), no one worth speaking of would believe me, anyway.